Why yes, I did use the word "toot" in the title of this blog. Thank you kindly for noticing. 

You see, when you get into a relationship, you're already destined to face a quandry. How long should you wait before you openly pass gas in front of your partner?
For some people, it's no big deal, and the first time it happens it's all "Ah whatever. That was a solid 9! Hey, let's order a pizza and play a little COD."
But for many other people, it's one of the first steps in your relationship's inevitable transit into "the comfort zone." When you presumably make it to your silver anniversary, you'll pretty much have already seen the worst of the bedheads and snelled the foulest of morning breaths. But there's always going to be a first time. And if you're one of those people who claims they don't, you're so wrong! If you didn't you'd explode in a giant methane fireball.
It's a true story. Saw it on Mythbusters. Or something. 

So the question still stands then. How long do you wait before you let'er rip?

Hear your calls below the photo to the right.

Ian